By now I'm getting more settled in my new kingdom. My bags are unpacked, my toys are all over the floor, I know where the food and the bathroom is and I am acquainted with all the mortals in the household. To get to the food the is a trap door, they call it a cat door, but I don't trust it. It could be a guillotine. I could get my head in there and ...WHAM! there goes my beautiful head. So next to the trick cat door is a mortal door that is more my style so instead of using the cat door I just stand in front of it and meow and meow until a mortal opens the door. The same to get out.
Everything is going great in my new home except for THEM. Their names are Luna
and Artemis.
They are the enemy and the most be eliminated. I have devised my war strategy. I will sit in front of the cat food and attack anything that comes close to it. That way the enemy will starve to death and the kingdom is MINE!
Before they die of starvation, they'll lose a few pounds which is good because they have some junk in the trunk, if you know what I mean.
Before they die of starvation, they'll lose a few pounds which is good because they have some junk in the trunk, if you know what I mean.
2 comments:
Maybe you should keep them fat and happy. Lull them into a false sense of security and swat their behinds?
Just a thought....
He swats my behind all the time...
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