Ok, I really didn't starve to death. But I'm about to. You see, someone is supposed to bring me food but she hasn't. I am afraid that something horrible has happened. She is not very bright and the proof of that is that she owns nine whippets. Yeah, I said nine. Those whippets are no good. You can see it in those beady eyes. I don't know why they are so malevolent. They were so friendly to me during our photoshoot.
I know, I kept saying to the photographer that the gray curtain wasn't good for my complexion but she insisted. During our photo shoot they attacked my bread bearer as I watched in amazement at such chaos.
Well, I hope I'll get my food one of these days and the poor senile woman is ok.