CC Confusion

Every morning, like a good girl, I go to the Gym. While working out they have TVs in front of the machines with the close caption subtitles on so you can read whats going on if you forget your headphones, like I always do. The TVs are at the exact distance where I can only read some of the words but not all so I miss half of the story. The other day they had Today on and there was a group of cute guys lined up like a beauty contest. I have a hypersensitivity towards cute guys these days. I read "...where trying to find out who is the hottest guy...in prison." Another story talked about suicide bombers in a karaoke bar that killed thousands. I need to bring my headphones next time.