I'm just too short

The other night I went out to have dinner with some friends. When the hostess was walking us to the table, he looked at the only guy in the group and asked him if we wanted a kids menu. I was wearing make up and high heels and he still thought I was a kid! The waiter came to get our drink order and I yelled "I want a martini!"

Today I was watching TV. There was a commercial about kids safety in the car and safety belts. The commercial said that if your child was less than 4' 9", he needed to be in a child seat or buster seat. I'm 4" 6"!